which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
imagine idris elba as a starfleet captain
Literally been waiting for this gif set
Memorise this everyone
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
sometimes i’m martin, sometimes i’m evangeline
there’s no in between
- Interviewer: Can you say Benedict Cumberbatch three times fast?
- Benedict: On a Monday morning I can't even say it once.
Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever